Remember when you had to have multiple controllers and your friends had to be at the same spot as you in order to play together? This isn’t the case anymore. Thanks to the internet, we can go live and play other people from all over the world. With Xbox Live, you can always find a multiplayer game to jump in on. If you have your own account then you know that you need to create a name for yourself.
Your gamertag is what everyone sees and associates you with. So you obviously have to make sure it is a good one. Have you ever wondered what types of names are out there? Some can get pretty ridiculous and funny. So stick around to see the 50 funniest Xbox Live names. Some are flat out comical, some are funny in a rauchy way and there are plenty more.
50. GuanCena – I wonder if he is hard to spot…
49. Morbidly Obeast – I can always appreciate a funny play off of words.
48. Osama Bin Wookie – Mixing a pop culture phenomenon with one of the biggest terroist names out there. Whatever floats your boat, but it is still pretty funny.
47. UpperManagement – Oh how some of us would love to shoot down this guy. If we can’t tell off the boss at the workplace, maybe we can get our satisfaction by taking out this guy. Or it could backfire. Either way, you’ll see “you killed UpperManagement” of “UpperManagement killed you.”
46. Lubricant Door – Not really sure what this means, but you probably won’t get stuck around this player.
45. SisterFister – This one is just wrong…funny, but wrong.
44. YOUR MOM – A gamertag playing off of the classic “your mom” joke. No matter how old we are, we can’t help but chuckle at those sometimes.
43. IncogNegro – Aren’t we all a little incogntio in these games, most players all look the same. Yet, this one makes e laugh. You can’t deny that it is creative.
42. Owen Wilson’s Nose – Poor Owen, will the jokes at the expense of his nose ever come to an end…probably not.
41. Player One – Maybe it is just me, but I think this tag is so simple yet so brilliant at the same time. Label yourself as the first player. Kudos to you.
40. FumCace – When you have to watch what you put out there because you don’t want to be forced to change your name. Get creative and stealthy. Most people will get the true meaning.
39. afreakinlemon – They’re a lemon.
38. afreakin Lime – They’re a lime. I wonder if number 38 and 39 play together, because that would be funny.
37. FILTH E SCHITT – Say it back to yourself and you should get why it is funny.
36. A Duck On Quack – Like the one above, say it aloud and hopefully you’ll get it. I personally think this one is pretty great.
35. OMG my spleen – I never really understood why this was so funny, but here ya go.
34. ipeeinyobutthole – That’s just nasty.
33. Shea Vinnerbush – Break it down and figure out the meaning. You’ll get it, I promise.
32. DONGasaurasRex – I highly doubt it’s that big, but OK.
31. Fear Herpes – Great advice, because we should always fear herpes. That is one thing you never want.
30. A Black Guy – “You’ve been killed by A Black Guy.” It’s pretty funny.
29. Poopie69 – Real immature, but I bet some of you still laughed.
28. Whaddadouchbag – Maybe he’s really nice in person. You never know.
27. ancientjiztowel – 100 percent a boy made that tag up. I’d put a hundred dollars on it.
26. ChickenWingKing – He’s the king, everybody should just back off and let him do his thing. All hail the chicken wing.
25. Lookinatporn – I bet that is what you do inbetween games. No shame, you probably aren’t the only one.
24. General Wiggles – I love when people don’t take themself too seriously. Anyone who puts “wiggles” in their name is obviously trying to make you laugh. I respect that.
23. Clumsy Giraffe – I personally like this one because I am obsessed with giraffes. Anything and everything about giraffes, I am about.
22. MyForeArmsRSick – I bet they are. Do you get your workout through all that playing? I bet that’s it. You probably have to go through various controllers because your strength destroys them.
21. IKUNGFUFIGHTYOU – You’ve been challenged. Are you prepared to step up to the challenge.
20. Nice Gamertag – It is nice. You can tell a lot of thought went into this.
19. Speaker Pelosi – Is this a play off of Nancy Pelosi. Look at that, who knew gamertags could get poltical.
18. Skilled in Bed – Sometimes you are so good that you have to let people know. It’s the decent thing to do, just in case your future partner is playing against you.
17. WorriedBurrito – I don’t know, I’m more of a taco fan.
16. DougFromFinance – Doug is no joke on Xbox Live. He’s there to win.
15. Ikillcuzicare – When you are passionate about something, you do what you can. Caring is such an important part of life and it is so relieving knowing that there are some Xbox players who really do care…
14. Helpless Mammal – Same bro. I feel you on that. I’m pretty helpless too. If anyone can help me, please do, because I am always struggling.
13. A Nameless Hobo – Watch out, he’ll sneak up on you.
12. FatFemaleOver40 – Cruel gamertag, unless she’s actually describing herself. Than in that case, to each their own.
11. IsThatAPenguin – No, it’s just the gamer that is about to annihalate you. But don’t we all wish it was actually a penguin?
10. GTFO My Pancake – He’s serious. Get off that pancake and never touch it again.
9. Penguin Vomit – I guess penguins are a thing in Xbox Live. It’s kind of weird, but OK. I can get onboard.
8. 1 800 Get Mowed – Don’t worry, it’s a toll free call. You won’t get charged for getting mowed.
7. XBOXwantsmeDEAD – I highly doubt that. They need you to keep buying their products and games. Xbox very much wants you alive.
6. STAB A PUPPY – How could you even say this. Puppies are God’s gift to the world. They are innocent, perfect little creatures and should be treated as such!
5. Wee Wee Baggins – If you didn’t know, this is the younger brother of Frodo.
4. NOSTRADONGUS – He is all knowing and extremely smart…well maybe.
3. IEATMEXICANKIDS – Beware mexican kids. This guy is not your friend.
2. Guy on Wall St – Forget the games, tell me which stocks I should be going after.
1. FritoBandito – He’s a delicous little bandit.
So there you have it. Those are the 50 funniest Xbox Live names out there. The thing it, can you really base all of the Xbox names on this one list. Definitely not. There are so many Xbox Live users in the world. Gamertags are constantly being made or updated. You really have no idea how many funny ones are out there until you are actually playing and come across these hilarious names.
These 50 are definitely some funny and absurd names, but you can’t tell me they aren’t entertaining. I am amazed at some of the things that people come up with. Maybe I’m just not that creative when it comes to interesting usernames or gamertags. I’m that person that has something so dull and boring, but these 50 are quite different from that. You have to be careful though when it comes to names. If it is too duragatory, Xbox may make you change it. So you should always keep that in mind when trying to create your tag. Like I said earlier, this is the name that all other Xbox Live players will see. And that is one massive audience.
Xbox Live gives gamers the fastest experience for gamers. All you need to do is buy the console and then get an Xbox Live membership. You can choose from different packages, but the one you should get is the Gold one. Once this is done you then have access to one of the top gaming communities in the world. Play people from all over and test your abilities among them. It is a great experience and Xbox makes it relatively easy to do. You have hundereds of games to choose from and thousands of online games waiting for you to join. But that’s not all. You don’t have to play a single mutliplayer game. You can take part in Xbox Live tournaments. There is so much for you to discover and do on this gaming console. Xbox and Windows really stepped up the game with the Xbox One and you now get to do a lot more with it.
Xbox Live has a lot to offer and those that use it know that. You have freedom to create unique and eccentric gamertags. As long as you don’t get too carried away with it, you can come up with what you want. It is a lot of fun and there is never a shortage of funny tags. Who knows, maybe one day there will be another article like this one with your gamertag listed. So get thinking and let your comedian side shine. Make people laugh and make a name for yourself.